"Overheard at UNCG" returns just in time for finals

With exams approaching quickly, there was a general lull around UNCG. While most people were simply doing what they needed to quietly, concurrently there was tons of strange conversations going around. Most of these sayings left me completely speechless. Someone asked me what this article was for since there is no real explanation of backstory. The purpose of this article is to take conversations completely out of context to show everyone that any person in any social group has interesting and strange conversations:

"Do you remember the movie The Big Green? You know, the one about all the soccer players and the goat."

"You know, some people run marathons drinking flat Dr. Pepper."

"Virtually everything this smug yuppie wrote makes me want to puke. And kill songbirds."

"If you liked it, you shoulda put a lid on it."

"I have a 32 year-old roommate and he's an ex rapist."

"Scissors on his head!" "Let's all get infant training toilets and have a poop party. We can eat pizza and drink ex-lax."

"It feels like.. Maybe it's a time in her life when she has to make a decision about herself."

"I really felt like I was developing an ulcer."

"Kittens and cigarettes the only things I hold dear to my heart."

"If you perk the triangle up on the bandana, there! Perfect! You're at Burger King now."

"All I wanted to do was p-ss orange."

"So, this band is called Hepatitis?"

"I lost like four pounds worrying about herpes."

"Speaking of Benjamin Franklin, I was reading all about Marvel characters today."

"Do you have any notes on the notes due?"

"How can I not resist sleep when I have this pair of sweater puppies beside me?"

"One time my chihuahua, Bernie, ate half a bag of Hershey's kisses, ran around the couch for three hours and then passed out for like four days."

"This was a slow, wide, deep.... Water."

"So I did five months of studying a cloud."

"I knew we were on land so I felt like I knew where we were."

"That's amore!"

"When I die the doctors are gonna pull like ten chicken nuggets and a box and take it to the homeless shelter."

"Clint Eastwood is like 80 years old, and he still makes me feel like he could beat me up in a back alley."

"Didn't Hilter have one testicle?"

"I know you don't care about nothin' thats why you're awesome."

"I got a 59! And that was the median and higher than the average!"

"I saw this little freshman who looked like he was 12 and he was so just that I just wanted to go hug him."

"Smoking Black and Milds is a smoking supplement."