Carolinian

Issue date: 12/6/05 Section: Life

Brook Taylor, Staff Writer

Listen to a conversation between my friends and I and you will most definitely hear about our masturbation habits. Like music, movies, classes, and relationships, it's just one of those topics that always keeps us chatting away.

We know all about each other's favorite techniques, positions, ideal times for getting off, and toys of choice. Dildos, vibrators, and butt plugs become personified as we assign them names for use in conversation. To us, it's no big deal to hear about Mr. Pink's dislike of a certain lube or Zane's contribution to an explosive orgasm.

Within our group, I have the reputation of having the masturbation habits of a man, in terms of how often I do it and how quickly I can finish. Assuming I have the time and the room to myself, it's not out of the ordinary for me to go at it three times a day. That's because masturbation is my favorite remedy for all kinds of ailments, ranging from boredom and stress to headaches and cramps.

With all that practice, it's no wonder that I can dial one out in less than a minute. That's not a boastful exaggeration, either. I guess throughout the years I've trained my body and all those special muscles to be entirely pleasure-oriented.

Given my expansive history of successful solo adventures, I thought I had achieved the best orgasms possible. For years, I had been ensuring my total satisfaction, through times of sexual droughts or just whenever my current boy toy wasn't around. I felt fully confident in my abilities to drive myself up to the highest peak of the pleasure mountain. Then this past Thanksgiving break rolled around.

When you live in an incredibly small town like I do, you understand what true boredom is. And, like I stated previously, my cure of choice for boredom is a good ol' masturbation session. So on that fateful night, when there was nothing good on tv and not a shop in town open, that's what I found myself doing.

I decided to utilize the first sex toy I had ever purchased; a smooth, purple eight-inch penis-shaped vibrator, complete with realistic veins on the shaft and a built-in ribbed cock ring at the base. So simple, yet so deliciously effective. Since my level of boredom was exceeding tolerable amounts, I chose to kill time by drawing things out, doing everything differently than I normally do.

It's amazing how even the slightest changes can bring about such exquisite sensations. The speed you're using, whether it's coming from thrusting or vibration, makes all the difference in the world. Depth and angle of penetration are crucial, too. These are all things to experiment with.

The result of all my changes was my first ever experience with multiple orgasms. The pleasure came in a delightfully intense wave that lasted as long as any orgasm I'd ever had before. It then subsided slightly before being followed by an even more intense wave of pleasure that seemed to radiate through my entire body for five minutes.

It was absolutely fantastic. My mind went blank and all was right in the world. Any boredom and agitation I was feeling melted away, and was kept at bay for the rest of the night as a new euphoria took control of my being. The best part is that I can achieve all this pleasure anytime I want, now that I know how to make it happen.

I'm sharing my story in hopes that it will inspire people to put their own bodies to work, conjuring all of the naturally therapeutic pleasure it has to offer. Times of utmost stress are upon us as we face our finals, papers, and presentations all at once. Masturbation makes a fabulous study break.

If you're like me and are facing a stagnant winter break back in your hometown, why not dedicate some time to finding out what best tickles your fancy? Exploration and experimentation leave no room for boredom.

Here's wishing everyone a safe and happy break. May you all have best orgasms of your lives, and the most fun making them happen. I know I will.

Any comments or suggestions can aways be sent via e-mail to TheCarolinian_Mistress@yahoo.com.

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