2008 Woodie Awards
Top 10: People We Want to See on the Surreal Life
John Boschini
Issue date: 9/25/07 Section: Life
10. Miss South Carolina - if she could find the house from her MapQuest directions.
9. Bert and Ernie - to find out once and for all whether or not they're really gay.
8. Osama Bin Laden - we bet VH1 could find him.
7. Dr. Phil - maybe he could set some of these people straight.
6. O.J. - he would kill for good ratings.
5. Anne Coulter - hey, if she gets too annoyingly political, I hear O.J. likes blondes.
4. Michael Jackson - he might be hazardous to children, but it would be cool to see if his nose makes it through the entire season.
3. Britney Spears - someone should throw the poor girl a bone. Just not Michael Vick.
2. Michael Vick - watch him love up on O.J. for making people forget about him.
1. George Bush - if anything goes wrong, Ann Coulter can blame his ineptitude on the Clinton administration.
9. Bert and Ernie - to find out once and for all whether or not they're really gay.
8. Osama Bin Laden - we bet VH1 could find him.
7. Dr. Phil - maybe he could set some of these people straight.
6. O.J. - he would kill for good ratings.
5. Anne Coulter - hey, if she gets too annoyingly political, I hear O.J. likes blondes.
4. Michael Jackson - he might be hazardous to children, but it would be cool to see if his nose makes it through the entire season.
3. Britney Spears - someone should throw the poor girl a bone. Just not Michael Vick.
2. Michael Vick - watch him love up on O.J. for making people forget about him.
1. George Bush - if anything goes wrong, Ann Coulter can blame his ineptitude on the Clinton administration.
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