THE EROGENOUS ZONE: Warning – Zombie Porn

It is extremely rare for me to be shocked by something I find on the Internet. Whether the website is weird, funny, scary, or just plain sick, chances are, it’s nothing new to me. However, I knew I was in for something big when I read this tag line: “Warning: these images contain graphic makeup effects, nudity, and zombies in coitus. You are warned.”

Right about now, you’re probably thinking the same thing I was when I found it: “What the hell?!” Let me assure you, you read correctly. Upon further investigation of the website and a few of its links, I got to the bottom of all this weirdness.

The entertainment in question is a film called “Porn of the Dead,” to be released on DVD April 4. The website for its production company, Punx Productions, offers this explanation: “Porn of the Dead is a full hardcore adult zombie movie featuring an all death metal soundtrack.” Since what I stumbled across was an explicit gallery of stills from the movie, I can tell you: they mean it when they say hardcore.

One of the first pictures you see is a naked blonde woman masturbating with a big metal crucifix, her genitals and mouth covered in blood. Scroll down a bit further to see a zombie (complete with decaying bluish-green flesh and covered in grave dirt) having sex with this same woman. If you dare to keep going, you’ll see a petite mental institution patient gnawing on the intestines of the guard with whom she just finished having sex. If you think all that is sickening, you should see the gory pictures I’m not telling you about.

Now, I personally am a big fan of both horror flicks and pornography. Good luck trying to find me in a mood where I’m not up for watching either. However, I just never imagined what the result would be when the two were combined. For the first time in my memory, I found myself completely turned off and appalled by what I was seeing. I don’t even know if my curiosity could possibly be strong enough to make me sit through the full-length feature.

So who the hell would make a film like this? His name is Rob Rotten, and he is the head of Punx Productions. This guy, almost completely covered in tattoos, also appears in Porn of the Dead and other films by his company. Though they aren’t nearly as bad as PotD, the other “punk rock porns” featured are all weirdly original in their own right.

In Scurvy Girls 1 & 2, you can witness chicks with mohawks giving blowjobs, being banged upside down, and smashing televisions with baseball bats. In addition to all the sex in Chronicles of a Pervert vol. 1, you can see Rotten snorting a line of coke off a girl’s tattooed ass. Other self-explanatory titles include Anal Swine, Fuck the System, and Little Runaway.

I couldn’t even tell you for sure how I came to find out about this film and the website (though I think it’s safe to blame MySpace.com). All I know is that once you look at one insane website, you find yourself on ten others just like it (or worse) thanks to all the links they post. For this reason, heed my warning: If you’re super sensitive or otherwise easily disturbed, you should avoid all sites mentioned here. Hell, you probably shouldn’t have even read this to begin with.

If you want to find out more about the film, check out the official website: www.pornofthedead.com . There you can find a trailer, soundtrack, and more pictures of the main performers. If you’re feeling brave, go to www.punxproductions.com to see all the hardcore gore in the picture gallery. What’s more…don’t say I didn’t warn you.